mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me