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Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone. Hippie in the South. Sophomore in college. Marijuana advocate. Follow me, I post whatever I fucking want :)

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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by June 38th, 2910 will be sent into the Hunger Games, and be forced to fight against eachother until the last URL wins.

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reblogging because of the source omg

i was like “oh hahahaha why would anyone reblog this? ” THEN I LOOKED AT THE SOURCE 

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE SOURCE XD;;

SORRY GUYS NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!

reblogging because of the source ok

THE SOURCEEEEE !!!!!!!!! 

STAFF. OMG STAFF. I AM NOT TAKING CHANCES.

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The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

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